Bitch Peyton

{ November 27, 2009 @ 12:48 pm } · { Steelers and the NFL }
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This just in…. the Manning family is suing Fox over a recent episode of Family Guy in which Stewie creates a somewhat dumber clone of himself to take care of the day to day activities for which he has no desire to do.  The Mannings are alleging that the idea was stolen from the family’s attempt to clone Peyton years ago so that they would have two superstar QB’s in the family.  The resemblence is uncanny.
 

Stewie and Bitch Stewie

Peyton and Bitch Peyton

 I suggest Fox save on legal fees and break out the ole checkbook.

Happy Thanksgiving!

{ November 26, 2009 @ 12:06 pm } · { Uncategorized }
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Happy Eating!

Eat up!

Week 12 picks

{ November 25, 2009 @ 6:10 pm } · { Steelers and the NFL }
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Green Bay at Detroit – Packers. Never bet on Detroit.

Oakland at Dallas – I went out on a limb and it paid off last week. No limb this week. I’m homo for Romo.
N.Y. Giants at Denver – Do the Broncos bounce back? Nope. Gents.

Seattle at St. Louis – Turd bowl. Rams at home.

Carolina at N.Y. Jets – Turd bowl II. Painters.

Tampa Bay at Atlanta – Falcoons.

Miami at Buffalo – Dolphins

Washington at Philadelphia – Fat Reid > lame duck Zorn

Cleveland at Cincinnati – Bungles

Indianapolis at Houston – Indy. Never, never, never bet on the Tixans

Jacksonville at San Francisco – Turd bowl III. Niners at home

Kansas City at San Diego – Marmalard > Matt “I’m better than Scott Mitchell” Cassell

Chicago at Minnesota – Farva sulk > Cutler sulk

Arizona at Tennessee – Cards. However, Fisher will get a few fist pumps.

Pittsburgh at Baltimore – Steelers > the purple camo brigade

New England at New Orleans – Mole face > pretty face

Steelers – Chefs random thoughts

{ November 22, 2009 @ 2:27 pm } · { Rants, Steelers and the NFL }
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This just in. The Steelers special teams suck. Nice knowing you, Jeff Reed.  I look forward to bidding on your Superbowl rings on e-bay.

Soooo, the Fetus has as many TD tosses as Ray Lewis has tackles.  Too bad Baltymoore has field turf and Ray has nothing to lick this week.  Except my ass.  Booyah.

Chefs are making a game of it.  Leave it to the Steelers to play down to the competition.

Wow.  Someone remind me why I picked up the Lions D.

Bizarro world….Steelers tied with the Chefs and going into OT.  What’s next, a black president?

Nice game Steelers.  You just lost to Kansas City.

No more bye weeks!

{ November 22, 2009 @ 12:48 pm } · { Steelers and the NFL }
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UPDATE: So, 12 of 13.  Not bad.  Should I henceforth be known as “Vest the Greek”?

Finally. No more bye weeks. Bye weeks are just a way for the man to keep us, the degenerate gamblers, dazed and confused. On to the picks!

Indianapolis at Baltimore  Fetus > Unibrow Bert.  Nuff said.
Seattle at Minnesota  Farva beans > Hasselbackpain
New Orleans at Tampa Bay  I won’t dignify this one with a response
Atlanta at N.Y. Giants  Hmmm.  Tough one.  Gents at home.
Washington at Dallas  Gentiles > Jews
Pittsburgh at Kansas City  No Troy, no problem.
Buffalo at Jacksonville  Ugh.  Who cares.  Jags, since I have to pick
Cleveland at Detroit  See above.  Lions at home.
San Francisco at Green Bay  Another crap fest.  Pack at home.
Arizona at St. Louis  The chosen QB returns to the temple to stick it to Judas.
Cincinnati at Oakland  Limb, I am coming way out on you.  Raiders
San Diego at Denver  Marmalard > no spleen albino
N.Y. Jets at New England  Pats.  However, Rex Ryan will eat a Patriot at some point
Philadelphia at Chicago  White choker = black choker.  I’m going with black choker

RIP Baby Bo

{ November 22, 2009 @ 12:36 pm } · { Cats }
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Well, The Vest and family lost a loved one last week. Poor Ellie (a.k.a. Baby Bo) moved on to the great catnip patch in the sky last week. Below are some candid photos of The Baby. We miss you Baby Bo!

The Vest is NOT a slacker

{ November 22, 2009 @ 12:19 pm } · { Uncategorized }
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Well, to the untrained eye, it would appear The Vest is a slacker. No new posts in a couple of weeks would lead the layperson to make that conclusion.

However, The Vest is anything but a slacker. In the blog’s idle time, The Vest has taken a trip to cajun country, endured a three day ISO audit, lost a much loved cat, adopted a new, insane cat, took a day trip off-roading with some gun nuts, and sprinkled in a few beers here and there. So, here come some more posts and gambling scumbaggery. Enjoy.

UGA Fans = UGH!

{ November 6, 2009 @ 11:34 am } · { Rants }
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So, recently the Vest’s other half purchased UGA - Tennesse Tech football tickets. Oddly enough, this game happens to be UGA’s homecoming game, which speaks volumes about the strength of the Mighty Golden Eagles.

Having prior familial commitments, The Vest can’t make the game on Saturday.  Naturally, The Vest tried to pawn the tix off on some of Dawg nation.  Dawg fans would love the chance to attend homecoming against a patsy opponent, right? 

Weak opponent?  Check.

UGA homecoming?  Check.

Decent weather?  Check.

But nooooooooooo!  A survey of at least a half-dozen of self proclaimed ”Dawg Fans” brought about the response of  ”nah, the Dawgs suck this year”.

What the hell, people?  Are you fans, or are you not.  Obviously NOT!  The ole Dawg bandwagon has handicap accessible hand rails and ramps for easy ingress and egress (nice vocabulary, huh).  Easy to get on, easy to get off.

Up yours, Dawg “fans”

georgia-bulldogs-fan

Careful, don't fall off the bandwagon too hard!

Week 8 and 9 picks

{ November 5, 2009 @ 11:59 am } · { Steelers and the NFL }
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Well, The Vest has been slacking at blogging, but busy at work. Last week, The Vest went 7 for 11 in the weekly NFL picks. You don’t have to take the Vest’s word for it, as Summit’s has the picks well documented.

For Week 9, here are the winners and losers….

BAL @ CIN     RATBIRDS BY TWO STABBINGS 

HOU @ IND COLTS.  PEY-PEY > SLEEPY EYES

GB @ TB   THE BAY OF GREEN.  UGH. 

ARI @ CHI   DA BEARS BY THREE SULKS 

KC @ JAC   WHO CARES.  REALLY.  JAGS 

MIA @ NE  THE BUFFET, ESTEBAN, JLOANTHONYS IN AN UPSET

WAS @ ATL FALCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS  

CAR @ NO   AINTS. 

PROP BET SPECIAL!  DELHOMMES INTS > PARIS HILTON STD.  TAKE DELHOMME 

DET @ SEA  AGAIN, WHO CARES.  IF A GAME IS PLAYED IN SEATTLE AND NOBODY WATCHES, DID THE GAME REALLY HAPPEN.  SEABAGS 

TEN @ SF NINERS.  VY WILL PLAY JUST WELL ENOUGH TO STICK AROUND FOR ANOTHER YEAR AND RUIN ANOTHER TITANS SEASON

SD @ NYG  GENTS.  GONNA BE WINDY, AND FOREVER BE KNOWN AS THE FLOAT BOWL 

DAL @ PHI IGGLES.  ROMO PURPOSELY GETS ROY WILLIAMS KILLED OVER THE MIDDLE.  CRIMINAL CHARGES PENDING

PIT @ DEN   THE MEN OF STEEL.  MCDOUCHEBAG AND THE NECK BEARD GO DOWN HARD

Good times, good times

{ November 5, 2009 @ 11:36 am } · { Uncategorized }
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Gay pride

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Far out

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